Funny Whatsapp Status - *200 Best Funny Whatsapp Status of 2017

Are you looking for Funny Whatsapp Status so that you can update your status section and made laugh your Whatsapp friends? If yes, then you are in the right place because of today here in this article, I brought up the best collection of Funny Whatsapp Status of 2017.

Nowadays, People love Whatsapp more than Facebook, and they always search for cool Whatsapp Status, Sad Whatsapp Status, Romantic Whatsapp Status, and much more related to it. So, I think, You guys will also search for Funny Whatsapp Statuses to update your Whatsapp Status section.

Funny Whatsapp Status

Fun is one of the most important parts of our life, and without it, life is too much boring. To make your life joyful, You need to add some fun part in your life. I brought the Funny Whatsapp Status for you. Just scroll down and find your choice of Funny Whatsapp Status just right now.

100 Funny Whatsapp Status of 2017

  1. !Brain is Work More ..When You can use.
  2. 3 AM my cell is ringing…hey, there you asleep?? No, I’m Skydiving.
  3. 3 mistake did by everyone ..Whatsapp, Facebook & GF!
  4. 70% boy Have GF, other than Have Brain!
  5. 80% of males have girlfriends. Rest, 20% boys, are having a brain.
  6. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
  7. A fine is a tax for doing wrong & tax is a fine for doing well...!
  8. A lazy person is the one who can turn a call into a missed call.
  9. A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.
  10. A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
  11. Alcohol will give different, type of power!
  12. All men are equal before fish.
  13. All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.All my life a thought air was free…Until I bought a bag of chips.
  14. All the Rules are made. To be a break.
  15. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
  16. Always respects yourself!
  17. As for our majority… one is enough.
  18. Attitude is like an underwear Don’t show it just wore it.
  19. Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman.
  20. The brain is Intelligent!Why not have Everyone.
  21. The brain is the best worker When you can use it.
  22. Brains are beautiful; I wish everyone had one.
  23. Cigarette chodna sabse asan h- main hazaro baar chhod_ chukka hu...!!
  24. Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
  25. Do not drink and park _accidents cause people.

Funny Whatsapp Status List

  1. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
  2. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
  3. Drunk people run on Red Light..., Normal people wait for them to turn green.!
  4. Etc Meaning - End of Thinking Capacity.
  5. Everybody’s funny if you love them.
  6. Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
  7. Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
  8. Everything's more curious when you're supposed to be quiet.
  9. Excuse me ... Please empty ur pockets. I think you stole my heart.
  10. Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call.Turns volume too loud- Nobody calls all day!
  11. Friends are forever until they get in a relationship!!?
  12. Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
  13. God is really creative, I mean ..just look at me.
  14. God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!
  15. Great power comes with great electricity bills.
  16. HEY, U ARE READING MY STATUS AGAIN??
  17. Hey, there WhatsApp is using me.
  18. High Power Come, with High Voltage Current!
  19. Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
  20. I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.
  21. I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
  22. I am not LazY i’M jUst on my eNerGy saViNg moDe.
  23. I am not lazy; I am on energy saving mode.
  24. I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
  25. I don't drink alcohol! But Feel Awesome.

Funny Whatsapp Status & Crazy Status for Whatsapp

  1. I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.
  2. I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
  3. I don’t like people who buy gym memberships just to walk on a treadmill. WALKING IS FREE.
  4. I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough?
  5. I feel my phone sometimes vibrate even when it's not in my pocket
  6. I hate math, but I love counting money.
  7. I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them :)
  8. I have a date, um how do I get skinny by tomorrow?
  9. I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither the writers or I profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
  10. I just need a good Wifi & Wife.
  11. I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I’m funny, and I’m a good person.
  12. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep ur reality away from me!
  13. I love cakes, and cakes love me back perfect relation happy ending 🙂
  14. I love car rides so much that I actually get disappointed when we reach our destination.
  15. I love my job only when I am on Holiday.
  16. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
  17. I love to go to Switzerland – if only to be near my m
  18. I may be fat, but you're ugly – I can lose weight!
  19. I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
  20. I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
  21. I never said most of the things I said.
  22. I only need three things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep.
  23. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
  24. I really wanna work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun?
  25. I saw a stationery store move.

Funny Whatsapp Status - Latest 2017

  1. I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
  2. I try to avoid things that make me fat. Like weighing scales, mirrors, photographs?
  3. I wake up when I can't hold my pee in any longer.
  4. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  5. I want someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone.
  6. I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
  7. I was watching a tutorial on Whatsapp about how to sleep, but it was so boring that I fell asleep
  8. I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
  9. I'm not failed Because my success is lost.!
  10. I'm not lazy; I am on energy saving mode.
  11. If I agreed with you, we both were wrong.
  12. If I am wired with you, then I like you.
  13. If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
  14. If U are still hate me!Then No Problem!
  15. If at first, you don’t succeed so much for skydiving.
  16. If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
  17. If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.
  18. If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
  19. If something is shocking without being funny, it’s hard to justify.
  20. If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
  21. If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that’s what I’d be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
  22. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
  23. If you need more TIME go and purchase a watch.
  24. If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
  25. Include me out.

Latest and Funny WhatsApp Status 2017

  1. It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.It’s hard to lead a cavalry charge
  2. if you think you look funny on a horse.
  3. I’m cool, but global warming made me very hot.
  4. I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
  5. I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
  6. Life is too Short - Chat Fast!
  7. Life is too short smile while you still have teeth.
  8. Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.
  9. Man ask a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that girl..., which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"!
  10. Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
  11. Marriage is the cause of divorce.!
  12. Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
  13. Most of the fruits I knew now and did not know existed – Is only because of the shampoo.
  14. My favorite type of people are the relatives who give me bucks when they leave. ?
  15. Is my heart stolen..can I check your bra?
  16. My life needs editing.
  17. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  18. My style is unique don’t copy it plz!
  19. Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them.
  20. No, I didn't trip ...The floor looked like ...it needed a hug!.
  21. No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
  22. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
  23. On the other hand, …you have different fingers.
  24. One man is as good as another until he has written a book.
  25. Ooooooo…..Don’t copy my status.

Amazing & Funny Whatsapp Status

  1. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
  2. Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
  3. People said to follow your dream, so I went back to bed.
  4. People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason.
  5. People who have Mobile Contacts like ‘Mom 2’, ‘Dad 2′ scare me:|
  6. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
  7. Reality continues to ruin my life.
  8. Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
  9. Save Water, Drink Wine!!
  10. Scratch here ###::::## to reveal this status.
  11. Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver:3
  12. Status: I on Not on WhatsApp.
  13. TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
  14. There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice.
  15. Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.
  16. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone.
  17. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
  18. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!!!
  19. Try to say the letter M without ur lips touching....!!
  20. Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
  21. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
  22. Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
  23. Well, I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
  24. We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.
  25. When I actually die some people_ are going to get really haunted.

Funny Whatsapp Status 2017 Edition

  1. When I was Born DEVIL said oh shit, competition.
  2. When I was a kid, I used to wake up early just to watch cartoons.
  3. When nothing seems right then go left.
  4. When people don’t laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they’re not up to my level of comedy.
  5. When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message Or calling, Becomes the Enemy
  6. When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message Or calling, Becomes the enemy.
  7. Who needs television when there is so much drama on Whatsapp.
  8. Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work?
  9. You can never buy LUV....But still, U have to pay for it.
  10. You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
  11. You know what’s funny to me? Attitude.
  12. You look like a before picture.
  13. Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.
  14. we live in world of smart phones and stupid people ?
  15. काश सूरज Ki भी बीवी होती तो उसे थोडा तो कंट्रोल में रखती!
  16. जितना दीमाग लड्कियाे में होता है…! उतना तो Mera खराब रहता है!
  17. तेरी smile confuse Kar देती है , साला पूरा दिन समझ नहीं आता कि ” हँस कर देख रही थी “, या ” देख कर हँस रही थी “
  18. दुनिया Ki सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ ….. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ
  19. बचपन ” Handwriting ” सुधारने में गुज़र गया Aur ज़िन्दगी “keyboard ” पर बीत रही है।
  20. बहुत कम लोग जानते है K “set max ” में जो set है ना उसकी full form ” Suryavansham Entertainment Telivision ” है।
  21. भला हो इस गर्मी Ka इसी बहाने घर की बहू – बेटियाँ सर पर पल्ला ओड़ कर तो चल रही हैं।
  22. रास्ते पलट देते हैं हम ,जब कोई आकर यह कह दे K आगे चालान काट रहे है!
  23. सुबह से दौड रही है चाकू लेकर पगली मेरे पीछे.. मैँने तो मजाक में कहा था “दिल चीर k देख, तेरा ही नाम होगा”
  24. ज़िन्दगी मे सबसे ज़्यादा खुशी to तब मिलती है जब Mummy कहती है दिमाग तो बहुत है इसका बस पढ़ता ही नही है!
  25. Love me or Hate Me, I'll Kiss you for sure. :p

In Conclusion of Funny Whatsapp Status

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